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Too Much Pork For Just One Fork I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK, WON'T YOU PASS THAT APPLE PIE  I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK  OH WON'T YOU PASS THAT APPLE PIE I SAID HEY MISTER RHYTHM, MISTER RHYTHM IS KING HE KILLED THE PIG WITH A TAMBOURINE EVERYBODY GOT HAPPY, EVERYBODY GOT GLAD TILL THE WEATHER TURNED WARM AND THAT PIG WENT BAD I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK WON'TCHA PASS THAT APPLE PIE I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK WON'T CHA PASS THAT APPLE PIE NOW DON'T YOU WORRY, EVERYBODY HERE’S GONNA GET PAID NAW DON'T YOU WORRY, THATS WHAT THE BOSS MAN SAID I GOTTA TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK TOO MUCH PORK HEY MISTER RHYTHM, MISTER RHYTHM IS KING HE KILLED THE PIG WITH A TAMBOURINE EVERYBODY GOT HAPPY, EVERYBODY GOT GLAD TILLTHE WEATHER TURNED WARM AND THAT PIG WENT BAD  I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK WON'T YOU PASS THAT APPLE PIE?  I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK WONT' YOU PASS THAT APPLE PIE HEY DON'T YOU WORRY , EVERYBODY HERE'S GONNA GET PAID YEAH DON'T YOU WORRY, EVERYBODY HERE'S GONNA GET LAID  I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK TOO MUCH HAM FOR JUST ONE JAM I GOT TOO MUCH SOW FOR JUST ONE BOW HEY BABE I'M TALKIN' PIG OH HONEY CAN YOU DIG I GOT TOO MUCH ,TOO MUCH ,TOO MUCH,TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH PORK I GOT TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH PORK
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The Little Things IT WASN"T THE DRINKIN' OR CHEATIN' , THAT CHANGED HER WAYS OF THINKIN' IT WAS THE LITTLE THINGS THAT DROVE HER MAD NOT THE LIGHTNING OR THE THUNDER OF A MONUMENTAL BLUNDER IT WAS THE LITTLE THINGS THAT DID ME IN THE WAY I LIKED RAW ONIONS, SMOKED OYSTERS AND MY BUNIONS THEY WAY I ATE MY PORK BBQ AND THE ODORS THAT SHE SMELLED MUST’VE CHANGED THE WAY THAT SHE FELT NOW I WATCH T.V. ALL BY MYSELF THE WAY I LIKED RAW ONIONS, SMOKED OYSTERS AND MY BUNIONS WAY I ATE MY PORK BBQ AND THE ODORS THAT SHE SMELLED MUST’VE CHANGED THE WAY THAT SHE FELT AND NOW I WATCH T.V. ALL BY MYSELF NOW I WATCH T.V. ALL BY MYSELF NOW I WATCH T.V.ALL BY MYSELF
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Ditch Diggin' intro All right y'all there's a new dance goin' around, It's called the Ditch Digger and I'm gonna show you how . All right now get both hands on your tool, your shovel, your blade, and start diggin, diggin deep... YOU GOT A SCRATCH? IT STARTS TO ITCH? RING MY BELL BABY I WANNA DIG YOUR DITCH BURIED TREASURE LOST AND FOUND WHO DIGS THE DEEPEST DITCH IN TOWN , DIG IT UP NOW ASPHALT, GRAVEL, ROCK AND CLAY DIG YOUR DITCH BABY I CAN DIG IT ALL DAY PICK AX SHOVEL, AXE HANDLE HOE GONNA DIG THAT DITCH TILL MY BACK GETS SORE  chorus GET YOUR BUTT IN RUT  C'MON LEMME SEE YA SWEAT , FEELS GOOD TO WORK SO HARD DON'T IT  breakdown Oh yeah alright y'all ,we gonna break it down a little bit right now ya know ya get that butt in a rut , mmmmmmmmm All you folks down in the SouthEast you know what I'm talking about when I'm talkin' about sweatin' And I like to sweat on a hot summer night Feel that sweat runnin' down my back , into my slacks, and down the crack of my... Ohhhh, mmmmm mmm that feels good, mmmmm mmmm yes mmmm mmmm yeah yeah yeah yeah owwwww chorus GET YOUR BUTT IN A RUT BABY FEELS GOOD TO WORK SO HARD both hands on it both hands on it both hand on it , c'mon let's dig it YOU GOT A SCRATCH IT STARTS TO IT ITCH? COME SEE ME BABY I WANNA DIG YOUR DITCH BURIED TREASURE, LOST AND FOUND DIG YOUR DITCH JUST LIKE A TWO TONE HOUND I SAID ASPHALT GRAVEL, ROCK AND CLAY DIG YO DITCH BABY I WANNA DIG IT ALL DAY PICK AXE, SHOVEL, AXE HANDLED HOE DIG YOUR DITCH TILL MY BACK GETS SORE, DIG IT UP NOW
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My House Has Wheels MY HOUSE HAS WHEELS , IT'LL ROLL WITH ME FROM THE LAKES, DOWN TO THE SEAS BY A MOUNTAIN STREAM OR IN A DESERT BREEZE MY HOUSE MY HOME, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME AIN'T MADE OF WOOD , AIN'T MADE OF STONE AIN'T A FANCY RANCH, OR A BUNGALOW BUT IT'S GOT SIX WHEELS AND IT CAN ROLL MY HOUSE, MY HOME EVERYWHERE I GO WELL I'TS GOT A FRIDGE ( It's got a fridge) IT'S GOT A STOVE   (It's got a stove) COOK MY EGGS ( cook Rick's eggs) KEEP MY BEER COLD, WHEREVER I GO MY BEER IS COLD MY HOUSE HAS WHEELS, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME FROM THE LAKES ,DOWN TO THE SEAS BY A MOUNTAIN STREAM OR IN DESERT BREEZE MY HOUSE MY HOME, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME , Let's roll... IT'S GOT A FRIDGE ( It's got a fridge) IT'S GOT A STOVE ( It's got a stove) COOK MY EGGS  ( cook Rick's eggs) KEEP MY BEER COLD , WHEREVER I GO MY BEER IS COLD MY HOUSE HAS WHEELS , IT'LL ROLL WITH ME FROM THE LAKES, DOWN TO THE SEAS BY A MOUNTAIN STREAM OR IN A DESERT BREEZE MY HOUSE MY HOME, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME MY HOUSE MY HOME, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME
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Chicken Shit Farmer I'M A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA MAKE YOUR DOPE GROW LIKE A KUDZU VINE SELLING EGGS TO YOUR MAMA, DUMP TO YOUR DAD GROW A HOG LEG BEST YA EVER HAD CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT I'M A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA MASH MASH MASH IT JUST CAN'T LAST CUZ ALL THE LOCAL CATS JUST GROWIN’ GRASS HEY FARMER JOHN WHAT'S THE WORD ? THE WORD AROUND HERE IS A POULTRY TURD !! CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT I'M A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA.. MASH MASH MASH IT JUST CAN'T LAST SAID ALL THE LOCAL CATS JUST A GROWIN' GRASS HEY FARMER JOHN WHAT'S THE WORD? THE WORD AROUND HERE IS A POULTRY TURD !! CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT WELL I'M A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA JUS A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA
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Lordy Lordy 04:41
Lordy, Lordy LORDY LORDY WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT LORDY LORDY WHAT YOU POUTIN' ABOUT SITTIN' ON THE SOFA JUST WATCHIN T.V. WHEN I COME HOME YOU THROW THAT LOOK AT ME WAS IT SOMETHIN' I SAID WAS IT SOMETHING I DONE IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT I WANNA GO HAVE SOME FUN  WHEN YOUR LIP COMES OUT AND TOUCHES YOUR CHIN I DON"T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I WON'T DO IT AGAIN I SAID LORDY LORDY ( Lordy Lordy) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU (What's the matter with you ?) LORDY LORDY ( Lordy Lordy) YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES( You got them bottom lip blues..) SAID LORDY LORDY(Lordy Lordy) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU(What's the matter with you?) I SAID LORDY LORDY(Lordy Lordy) YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES(You got them bottom lip blues) YOU GOT ME THINKING, YOU GOT ME GOIN' I'M FEELIN BAD WITHOUT EVEN KNOWIN WAS IT SOMETHIN I SAID TO MAKE YOU FEEL THIS WAY I DON'T WANNA FIGHT BABY ALL I CAN SAY IS WHEN YOUR LIP COMES OUT AND TOUCHES YOUR CHIN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I WON'T DO IT AGAIN I SAID LORDY LORDY (Lordy Lordy) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU (What's the matter with you?) I SAID LORDY LORDY(Lordy Lordy) YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES( You got them bottom lip blues) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU (What's the matter with you?) YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES( You got them bottom lip blues) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU(What's the matter with you?) YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES( You got them bottom lip blues...)
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Put Your Teeth Up On The Windowsill WELL SHE AIN'T THAT GOOD LOOKIN BUT I AIN'T THAT SMART BUT THAT OLD WOMAN DONE STOLE MY HEART WE AIN'T GOT MUCH BACK A HERE IN THESE HILLS BOUT ALL WE CAN AFFORD IS A FEW CHEAP THRILLS PUT YER TEETH UP ON THE WINDOWSILL TELL THE NEIGHBORS TO LET US BE OH CAN'T THEY SEE THAT WE'RE IN LOVE THAT WE'RE IN LOVE . WE'RE IN LOVE I LIKE HOMEMADE JELLY WHEN IT'S RUBBED ON MY BELLY A LITTLE BACON FAT KEEPS IT RIGHT ON TRACK WELL OUR LOVE CHAIN IT'S GOT A FEW KINKS BUT WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE NEIGHBORS THINK , SO PUT YER TEETH UP ON THE WINDOWSILL TELL THE NEIGHBORS TO LET US BE OH CAN'T THEY SEE THAT WE'RE IN LOVE THAT WE'RE IN LOVE. WE'RE IN LOVE WE'RE IN LOVE, WE'RE IN LOVE WELL SHE AIN'T THAT GOOD LOOKIN BUT I AIN'T THAT SMART THAT OLD WOMAN SHE DONE STOLE MY HEART WE AIN'T GOT MUCH BUT WE GOTS ONE ANOTHER AND WHEN SHE PULLS OUT THEM CHOPPERS SHE REMINDS ME OF MOTHER PUT YER TEETH UP ON THE WINDOWSILL TELL THE NEIGHBORS TO LET US BE OH CAN'T THEY SEE THAT WE'RE IN LOVE THAT WE'RE IN LOVE WE'RE IN LOVE WE'RE IN LOVE WE'RE IN LOVE….
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The Fly That Rode From Buffalo IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY FLEW AROUND THE VAN LOOKIN FOR A PLACE TO LAND AND HE LANDED ON THE DRUMMER'S KNEE DRUMMER TOOK A SWAT BUT AIR WAS ALL HE GOT THAT FLY'S TOO QUICK FOR ME IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY HE WAS QUITE PLUMP CAUSE OUR VAN WAS SUCH A DUMP THERE WAS PLENTY FOR HIM TO EAT OLD SNACK CRACKERS 'n HAMBURGER WRAPPERS AND FRENCH FRIES BETWEEN THE SEATS HE JUST FLEW AROUND CUZ THE WINDOW WAS DOWN HE DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SHOO FLY SHOO FLY WON'T CHA CATCH ON THAT BREEZE SHOO FLY SHHO FLY STAY OFF MY BRICK OF CHEEZE... WELL IT GOT FLAT DOWN AROUND BAD AXE YOU COULD SMELL THAT MICHIGAN MUD WHAT MAKES FLIES GROW THAT FLY KNOWS IT'S SOMETHIN' IN HIS BLOOD HE SAID THANKS FOR THE RIDE AND I'LL SAY GOODBYE IT'S BEEN A LOVELY TRIP NOW HE'S FLYING AROUND SOME MICHIGAN TOWN LOOKIN FOR A PILE OF.... IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY FLEW AROUND THE VAN LOOKIN FOR A PLACE TO LAND AND HE LANDED ON THE DRUMMER'S KNEE DRUMMER TOOK A SWAT BUT AIR WAS ALL HE GOT THAT FLY'S TOO QUICK FOR ME IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY….
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Mudbuggy 02:38
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New Cooter Boogie HARD SHELLED, SOFT SHELLED, FIND EM BY THE ROAD THEY'RE EASY TO CATCH CAUSE THEY MOVE REAL SLOW IT'S NEW COOTER BOOGIE BOOGIE WOOGIE ALL NIGHT LONG I HAD ME AN OLD ONE BUT IT LOST IT'S SNAP I GOT ME A NEW ONE AND IT SNAPS BACK YEAH NEW COOTER BOOGIE BOOGIE WOOGIE ALL NIGHT LONG     TWO COOTERS SITTIN BY THE SIDE OF THE LAKE ONE SAID TO THE OTHER BABE I LIKE YOUR FACE MAKING COOTER LOVE UNDER A BIG FULL MOON IF YA LISTEN REAL HARD YOU CAN HEAR EM SWOON IT'S A NEW COOTER BOOGIE ( new cooter boogie) NEW COOTER BOOGIE ( new cooter boogie) HARD SHELLED ( new cooter boogie) SOFT SHELLED ( new cooter boogie) NEW COOTER BOOGIE, BOOGIE WOOGIE ALL NIGHT LONG IT'S A NEW COOTER BOOGIE ( new cooter boogie) A NEW COOTER BOOGIE ( new cooter boogie) HARD SHELLED ( new cooter boogie) SOFT SHELLED ( new cooter boogie) NEW COOTER BOOGIE , BOOGIE WOOGIE ALL NIGHT LONG
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Wig Out 02:01

credits

released October 1, 2013

Rick Miller - Guitar and Vox
Mary Huff - Bass, Vox, Percussion and Keys
Dave Hartman - Drums, Percussion and Vox

Nathan Goulb - Pedal Steel on "My House Has Wheels"
Robert Pence - Sax on "New Cooter Boogie"

Produced and Engineered by SCOTS and Mixer Mark Williams
Recorded and Mixed at The Kudzu Ranch, January 2013
Mastered by Dave Harris at Studio B Mastering, Charlotte NC
Design by Jennifer Jesse
Band photos by Ron Keith
SCOTS official Web Mistress - Mary Robinson Crews

All Songs Arranged by SCOTS
All Songs R. Miller, Monkey Dog Music; BMI
All Songs Copyright R. Miller 2013
All Production Copyrights SCOTS Sounds/Kudzu Records 2013

Booking: boche@billions.com

Special Thanks to our families and fans.
Without you we would not exist!!!
"Dave digs Ludwig Drums, Sabian cymbals and Pro-Mark sticks"

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Southern Culture On The Skids Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Southern Culture On The Skids has been consistently recording & touring around the world since 1983. The band (Rick Miller – guitar & vocals, Mary Huff – bass & vocals, Dave Hartman – drums) has been playing together for 30+ years. Their live shows are a testament to the therapeutic powers of foot-stomping, butt-shaking rock-n-roll & what Rolling Stone dubbed “a hell raising rock and roll party.” ... more

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