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Too Much Pork For Just One Fork
I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK, WON'T YOU PASS THAT APPLE PIE
I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK OH WON'T YOU PASS THAT APPLE PIE
I SAID HEY MISTER RHYTHM, MISTER RHYTHM IS KING
HE KILLED THE PIG WITH A TAMBOURINE
EVERYBODY GOT HAPPY, EVERYBODY GOT GLAD
TILL THE WEATHER TURNED WARM AND THAT PIG WENT BAD
I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK WON'TCHA PASS THAT APPLE PIE
I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK WON'T CHA PASS THAT APPLE PIE
NOW DON'T YOU WORRY, EVERYBODY HERE’S GONNA GET PAID
NAW DON'T YOU WORRY, THATS WHAT THE BOSS MAN SAID
I GOTTA TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK
TOO MUCH PORK
HEY MISTER RHYTHM, MISTER RHYTHM IS KING
HE KILLED THE PIG WITH A TAMBOURINE
EVERYBODY GOT HAPPY, EVERYBODY GOT GLAD
TILLTHE WEATHER TURNED WARM AND THAT PIG WENT BAD
I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK WON'T YOU PASS THAT APPLE PIE?
I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK WONT' YOU PASS THAT APPLE PIE
HEY DON'T YOU WORRY , EVERYBODY HERE'S GONNA GET PAID
YEAH DON'T YOU WORRY, EVERYBODY HERE'S GONNA GET LAID
I GOT TOO MUCH PORK FOR JUST ONE FORK
TOO MUCH HAM FOR JUST ONE JAM
I GOT TOO MUCH SOW FOR JUST ONE BOW
HEY BABE I'M TALKIN' PIG OH HONEY CAN YOU DIG
I GOT TOO MUCH ,TOO MUCH ,TOO MUCH,TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH PORK
I GOT TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH PORK
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The Little Things
02:35
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The Little Things
IT WASN"T THE DRINKIN' OR CHEATIN' , THAT CHANGED HER WAYS OF THINKIN'
IT WAS THE LITTLE THINGS THAT DROVE HER MAD
NOT THE LIGHTNING OR THE THUNDER OF A MONUMENTAL BLUNDER
IT WAS THE LITTLE THINGS THAT DID ME IN
THE WAY I LIKED RAW ONIONS, SMOKED OYSTERS AND MY BUNIONS
THEY WAY I ATE MY PORK BBQ
AND THE ODORS THAT SHE SMELLED MUST’VE CHANGED THE WAY THAT SHE FELT
NOW I WATCH T.V. ALL BY MYSELF
THE WAY I LIKED RAW ONIONS, SMOKED OYSTERS AND MY BUNIONS
WAY I ATE MY PORK BBQ
AND THE ODORS THAT SHE SMELLED MUST’VE CHANGED THE WAY THAT SHE FELT
AND NOW I WATCH T.V. ALL BY MYSELF
NOW I WATCH T.V. ALL BY MYSELF
NOW I WATCH T.V.ALL BY MYSELF
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Ditch Diggin'
04:36
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Ditch Diggin'
intro
All right y'all there's a new dance goin' around, It's called the Ditch Digger and I'm gonna show you how .
All right now get both hands on your tool, your shovel, your blade, and start diggin, diggin deep...
YOU GOT A SCRATCH? IT STARTS TO ITCH?
RING MY BELL BABY I WANNA DIG YOUR DITCH
BURIED TREASURE LOST AND FOUND
WHO DIGS THE DEEPEST DITCH IN TOWN , DIG IT UP NOW
ASPHALT, GRAVEL, ROCK AND CLAY
DIG YOUR DITCH BABY I CAN DIG IT ALL DAY
PICK AX SHOVEL, AXE HANDLE HOE
GONNA DIG THAT DITCH TILL MY BACK GETS SORE
chorus
GET YOUR BUTT IN RUT
C'MON LEMME SEE YA SWEAT , FEELS GOOD TO WORK SO HARD DON'T IT
breakdown
Oh yeah alright y'all ,we gonna break it down a little bit right now
ya know ya get that butt in a rut , mmmmmmmmm
All you folks down in the SouthEast you know what I'm talking about when I'm talkin' about sweatin'
And I like to sweat on a hot summer night
Feel that sweat runnin' down my back , into my slacks, and down the crack of my...
Ohhhh, mmmmm mmm that feels good, mmmmm mmmm yes
mmmm mmmm yeah yeah yeah yeah owwwww
chorus
GET YOUR BUTT IN A RUT BABY
FEELS GOOD TO WORK SO HARD
both hands on it both hands on it both hand on it , c'mon let's dig it
YOU GOT A SCRATCH IT STARTS TO IT ITCH?
COME SEE ME BABY I WANNA DIG YOUR DITCH
BURIED TREASURE, LOST AND FOUND
DIG YOUR DITCH JUST LIKE A TWO TONE HOUND
I SAID ASPHALT GRAVEL, ROCK AND CLAY
DIG YO DITCH BABY I WANNA DIG IT ALL DAY
PICK AXE, SHOVEL, AXE HANDLED HOE
DIG YOUR DITCH TILL MY BACK GETS SORE, DIG IT UP NOW
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Tunafish Everyday
02:41
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My House Has Wheels
02:08
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My House Has Wheels
MY HOUSE HAS WHEELS , IT'LL ROLL WITH ME
FROM THE LAKES, DOWN TO THE SEAS
BY A MOUNTAIN STREAM OR IN A DESERT BREEZE
MY HOUSE MY HOME, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME
AIN'T MADE OF WOOD , AIN'T MADE OF STONE
AIN'T A FANCY RANCH, OR A BUNGALOW
BUT IT'S GOT SIX WHEELS AND IT CAN ROLL
MY HOUSE, MY HOME EVERYWHERE I GO
WELL I'TS GOT A FRIDGE ( It's got a fridge)
IT'S GOT A STOVE (It's got a stove)
COOK MY EGGS ( cook Rick's eggs)
KEEP MY BEER COLD, WHEREVER I GO MY BEER IS COLD
MY HOUSE HAS WHEELS, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME
FROM THE LAKES ,DOWN TO THE SEAS
BY A MOUNTAIN STREAM OR IN DESERT BREEZE
MY HOUSE MY HOME, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME , Let's roll...
IT'S GOT A FRIDGE ( It's got a fridge)
IT'S GOT A STOVE ( It's got a stove)
COOK MY EGGS ( cook Rick's eggs)
KEEP MY BEER COLD , WHEREVER I GO MY BEER IS COLD
MY HOUSE HAS WHEELS , IT'LL ROLL WITH ME
FROM THE LAKES, DOWN TO THE SEAS
BY A MOUNTAIN STREAM OR IN A DESERT BREEZE
MY HOUSE MY HOME, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME
MY HOUSE MY HOME, IT'LL ROLL WITH ME
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Chicken Shit Farmer
01:41
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Chicken Shit Farmer
I'M A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA
MAKE YOUR DOPE GROW LIKE A KUDZU VINE
SELLING EGGS TO YOUR MAMA, DUMP TO YOUR DAD
GROW A HOG LEG BEST YA EVER HAD
CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT
CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT
CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT
I'M A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA
MASH MASH MASH IT JUST CAN'T LAST
CUZ ALL THE LOCAL CATS JUST GROWIN’ GRASS
HEY FARMER JOHN WHAT'S THE WORD ?
THE WORD AROUND HERE IS A POULTRY TURD !!
CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT
CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT
CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT
I'M A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA..
MASH MASH MASH IT JUST CAN'T LAST
SAID ALL THE LOCAL CATS JUST A GROWIN' GRASS
HEY FARMER JOHN WHAT'S THE WORD?
THE WORD AROUND HERE IS A POULTRY TURD !!
CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT
CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT
CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT
WELL I'M A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA
JUS A CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA
CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA
CHICKEN SHIT FARMER FROM CAROLINA
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Rumours Of Surf
01:55
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Lordy Lordy
04:41
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Lordy, Lordy
LORDY LORDY
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT
LORDY LORDY
WHAT YOU POUTIN' ABOUT
SITTIN' ON THE SOFA JUST WATCHIN T.V.
WHEN I COME HOME YOU THROW THAT LOOK AT ME
WAS IT SOMETHIN' I SAID WAS IT SOMETHING I DONE
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT I WANNA GO HAVE SOME FUN
WHEN YOUR LIP COMES OUT AND TOUCHES YOUR CHIN
I DON"T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I WON'T DO IT AGAIN I SAID
LORDY LORDY ( Lordy Lordy)
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU (What's the matter with you ?)
LORDY LORDY ( Lordy Lordy)
YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES( You got them bottom lip blues..)
SAID LORDY LORDY(Lordy Lordy)
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU(What's the matter with you?)
I SAID LORDY LORDY(Lordy Lordy)
YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES(You got them bottom lip blues)
YOU GOT ME THINKING, YOU GOT ME GOIN'
I'M FEELIN BAD WITHOUT EVEN KNOWIN
WAS IT SOMETHIN I SAID TO MAKE YOU FEEL THIS WAY
I DON'T WANNA FIGHT BABY ALL I CAN SAY IS
WHEN YOUR LIP COMES OUT AND TOUCHES YOUR CHIN
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I WON'T DO IT AGAIN I SAID
LORDY LORDY (Lordy Lordy)
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU (What's the matter with you?)
I SAID LORDY LORDY(Lordy Lordy)
YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES( You got them bottom lip blues)
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU (What's the matter with you?)
YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES( You got them bottom lip blues)
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU(What's the matter with you?)
YOU GOT THEM BOTTOM LIP BLUES( You got them bottom lip blues...)
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Put Your Teeth Up On The Windowsill
WELL SHE AIN'T THAT GOOD LOOKIN
BUT I AIN'T THAT SMART
BUT THAT OLD WOMAN
DONE STOLE MY HEART
WE AIN'T GOT MUCH
BACK A HERE IN THESE HILLS
BOUT ALL WE CAN AFFORD
IS A FEW CHEAP THRILLS
PUT YER TEETH UP ON THE WINDOWSILL
TELL THE NEIGHBORS TO LET US BE
OH CAN'T THEY SEE THAT WE'RE IN LOVE
THAT WE'RE IN LOVE . WE'RE IN LOVE
I LIKE HOMEMADE JELLY
WHEN IT'S RUBBED ON MY BELLY
A LITTLE BACON FAT
KEEPS IT RIGHT ON TRACK
WELL OUR LOVE CHAIN
IT'S GOT A FEW KINKS
BUT WE DON'T CARE
WHAT THE NEIGHBORS THINK , SO
PUT YER TEETH UP ON THE WINDOWSILL
TELL THE NEIGHBORS TO LET US BE
OH CAN'T THEY SEE THAT WE'RE IN LOVE
THAT WE'RE IN LOVE. WE'RE IN LOVE
WE'RE IN LOVE, WE'RE IN LOVE
WELL SHE AIN'T THAT GOOD LOOKIN
BUT I AIN'T THAT SMART
THAT OLD WOMAN
SHE DONE STOLE MY HEART
WE AIN'T GOT MUCH
BUT WE GOTS ONE ANOTHER
AND WHEN SHE PULLS OUT THEM CHOPPERS
SHE REMINDS ME OF MOTHER
PUT YER TEETH UP ON THE WINDOWSILL
TELL THE NEIGHBORS TO LET US BE
OH CAN'T THEY SEE THAT WE'RE IN LOVE
THAT WE'RE IN LOVE
WE'RE IN LOVE
WE'RE IN LOVE
WE'RE IN LOVE….
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The Fly That Rode From Buffalo
IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY
FLEW AROUND THE VAN LOOKIN FOR A PLACE TO LAND AND HE LANDED ON THE DRUMMER'S KNEE
DRUMMER TOOK A SWAT BUT AIR WAS ALL HE GOT
THAT FLY'S TOO QUICK FOR ME
IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY
HE WAS QUITE PLUMP CAUSE OUR VAN WAS SUCH A DUMP THERE WAS PLENTY FOR HIM TO EAT
OLD SNACK CRACKERS 'n HAMBURGER WRAPPERS AND FRENCH FRIES BETWEEN THE SEATS
HE JUST FLEW AROUND CUZ THE WINDOW WAS DOWN HE DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE
SHOO FLY SHOO FLY
WON'T CHA CATCH ON THAT BREEZE
SHOO FLY SHHO FLY
STAY OFF MY BRICK OF CHEEZE...
WELL IT GOT FLAT DOWN AROUND BAD AXE YOU COULD SMELL THAT MICHIGAN MUD
WHAT MAKES FLIES GROW THAT FLY KNOWS IT'S
SOMETHIN' IN HIS BLOOD
HE SAID THANKS FOR THE RIDE AND I'LL SAY GOODBYE IT'S BEEN A LOVELY TRIP
NOW HE'S FLYING AROUND SOME MICHIGAN TOWN LOOKIN FOR A PILE OF....
IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY
FLEW AROUND THE VAN LOOKIN FOR A PLACE TO LAND AND HE LANDED ON THE DRUMMER'S KNEE
DRUMMER TOOK A SWAT BUT AIR WAS ALL HE GOT
THAT FLY'S TOO QUICK FOR ME
IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY
IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY
IT WAS THE FLY THAT RODE FROM BUFFALO HE GOT IN AT ALBANY….
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Mudbuggy
02:38
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12. |
New Cooter Boogie
03:40
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New Cooter Boogie
HARD SHELLED, SOFT SHELLED, FIND EM BY THE ROAD
THEY'RE EASY TO CATCH CAUSE THEY MOVE REAL SLOW
IT'S NEW COOTER BOOGIE
BOOGIE WOOGIE ALL NIGHT LONG
I HAD ME AN OLD ONE BUT IT LOST IT'S SNAP
I GOT ME A NEW ONE AND IT SNAPS BACK
YEAH NEW COOTER BOOGIE
BOOGIE WOOGIE ALL NIGHT LONG
TWO COOTERS SITTIN BY THE SIDE OF THE LAKE
ONE SAID TO THE OTHER BABE I LIKE YOUR FACE
MAKING COOTER LOVE UNDER A BIG FULL MOON
IF YA LISTEN REAL HARD YOU CAN HEAR EM SWOON
IT'S A NEW COOTER BOOGIE ( new cooter boogie)
NEW COOTER BOOGIE ( new cooter boogie)
HARD SHELLED ( new cooter boogie)
SOFT SHELLED ( new cooter boogie)
NEW COOTER BOOGIE, BOOGIE WOOGIE ALL NIGHT LONG
IT'S A NEW COOTER BOOGIE ( new cooter boogie)
A NEW COOTER BOOGIE ( new cooter boogie)
HARD SHELLED ( new cooter boogie)
SOFT SHELLED ( new cooter boogie)
NEW COOTER BOOGIE , BOOGIE WOOGIE ALL NIGHT LONG
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13. |
Wig Out
02:01
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Southern Culture On The Skids Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Southern Culture On The Skids has been consistently recording & touring around the world since 1983. The band (Rick Miller – guitar & vocals, Mary Huff – bass & vocals, Dave Hartman – drums) has been playing together for 30+ years. Their live shows are a testament to the therapeutic powers of foot-stomping, butt-shaking rock-n-roll & what Rolling Stone dubbed “a hell raising rock and roll party.” ... more
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